What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?